F*CK! Some days I just want to scream.
Hey, Big Dipper, would you give me a ride home?
Stormtroopers, in case of rebel attack, please note the emergency exits.
“Emergency Exit” design by Hillary White.
Nothing exists in itself, except for this bloated mammal’s head existing up its own ass.
I take a lot of pride in my sandwiches.
Positive aquatic attitude.
“Trash Dolphin” design by timecowboy.
And sorry to all the languages that are not on the list, but need to be.
This country could use a little more mwuahaha.
Design by Skullpy.
After all these years, the cat finally gets the mouse. Victory never tasted so sweet.
“FINALLY!” design by Ed Harrington.
I got your magic right here, buddy.
Design by madcobra.
At this point, I’d settle for don’t turd on me today.
“True Patriot V2” design by gimetzco.
Because we assure you we are not watching you or your ridiculous nae naes.
Nyet! They’re hilarious, dumb Americans.
Don’t have a hippo, man!
Design by billistore.
Pick one of these shirts up here. 20% of all proceeds donated to Planned Parenthood.