This Is My Boom Stick!

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Army of Darkness Ash Boom Stick T-Shirt

Army of Darkness Ash Boom Stick T-Shirt – *OOS*

This funny Army of Darkness t-shirt features Ash holding his trusty 12 gauge, double-barreled Remington shotgun in the air next to the classic quote, “This is my BOOM STICK!”

“Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! You see this? This… is my BOOMSTICK! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred & nine, ninety-five. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That’s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT?” -Ash(Housewares)

By far the best sequence and quote in the movie Army of Darkness, a movie riddled with incredible lines. When Ash gets his gun back he has to drop some education about his shotgun on some medieval jackasses. If you haven’t seen the movie you owe it yourself to sit down and have a good watch. In fact you better get comfortable and watch Evil Dead 1 and Evil Dead 2 first since this is the third in the trilogy.


Now, I swear. The next one of you primates even touches me …GAah!