I know it’s not ideal, but I really don’t think there’s a better way to do this. If there was, this machine would be legal in The States and George Foreman would be on TV convincing all of us to dip our balls in oil. That being said, a few second-degree burns are a small price to pay for these tasty morsels.
This Arrested Development tee at TshirtLaundry features George Sr.’s famous Cornballer complete with picture diagram, detailed instructions, and a slight caution message at the bottom.
I think you can still find a few of these on discount racks around Mexico.