All of the Bacon and Eggs

All the Bacon and Eggs Ron Swanson T-Shirt
All the Bacon and Eggs Ron Swanson T-Shirt

Sometimes you just have to be clear about what you want. Like in this instance, your puny steak has caused me great frustration. Now I would like you to pile my breakfast up like a big foreboding mountain that middle-aged men climb to prove something to themselves, but I assure you this is no crisis. For the great Ron Swanson this is a weekly, if not bi-weekly, affair and will be enjoyed without so much as a single crumb landing in the mustache zone. So, if you would kindly serve me up all of the bacon and eggs you have and just in case you misheard me, that’s “all” not “a lot.”