Will Work For Seed

Romney Big Bird Will Work For Seed T-Shirt
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Big Bird Will Work For Seed T-Shirt

That bird’s been living off the government teat for too long. Finally, someone’s ready to get tough and send that big yellow slackhawk packin’. Sorry children, it has to be done. It’s not all bad though. I heard that Oscar landed a sweet job selling advanced weaponry to the military-industrial complex. Just in time, too, because Big Bird’s gonna need a place to stay.

“Will Work For Seed” shows Big Bird’s future if Mitt Romney gets elected. Sesame Street’s gone to hell and our children can’t count or spell, but we reduced the deficit by almost a tenth of a percent. Great job!