Eager for the new semester, you show up to class a bit early on the first day. It looks like the professor’s been there awhile too. In fact, it looks like he’s been there for ages. You admire his armor for a bit and glance up at the chalkboard. As the professor utters the short phrase, “None Shall Pass,” you quickly realize that this is going to be both the shortest lesson and longest class you’ve ever experienced.
“Tough To Please” by tjschaeffer shows the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail ready to give an education on his particular fighting style. Welcome to Swordfighting 101.