I know you’re jealous. Yeah, that’s right, it’s major award and I won it. Don’t touch it, but you’re welcome to bask in its warm glow and overwhelming electrisexinatrix.
This funny Leg Lamp t-shirt at 6DollarShirts shows the classic leg lamp from A Christmas Story. Pick one of these up for 6 bucks and you can wear a major award around town as it emits soft tones of electric sex all over the world.
Better turn it off now. Don’t want to waste electricity.