Cookie Eats Monster

Cookie Eats Monster Revenge T-Shirt
Cookie Eats Monster Revenge T-Shirt

I know that you’re trying to send a message to crazed devourers of cookies and pastries everywhere, but come on. That can not sit well. I think I would have called Ojai Taxidermy and had that Muppet stuffed. Would’ve looked great in the living room. That being said, it takes a lot of pent up anger to munch your way through an entire fluffy blue beast of a puppet.

“Cookie’s Revenge” shows an event that’s been coming for a long time. Watch out Sesame Street. Now that this cookie has a taste, he may order up some Big Bird Fricassee, Snuffleup Linguini, Grouchy Gumbo, Elmocakes… you get the idea.