Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins

Elf Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins T-Shirt
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Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins Elf T-Shirt

Why can’t I make toys as fast as the rest of the stupid elves. Now I have to sit at the slow table with Buddy the Elf while everyone pats us on the back and tells us what a good job we’re doing. Well, I’m not going to take it anymore. I’m off to New York where my size can be appreciated. Screw y’all.

This funny Elf “Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins” t-shirt at DonkeyTees features a quote that tells it like it is. I’m only like the worst toy-maker in history, but I’m not going to run from it anymore. I’m going to declare it proudly because maybe I have like other talents, man.