Vader’s Sand Castle

Darth Vader Sand Castle T-Shirt
Darth Vader Sand Castle T-Shirt

Do you have any idea how long that took to build? The man-hours, the laser precision, not to mention the little sand particles that have been clogging up my helmet vents. One day, young Skywalker, you will realize what you’ve done. That your childish actions are tearing this family apart and you will join me to build even bigger sand castles and we will rule the beach together.

“Rebel Attack” by Wirdou shows Luke Skywalker kicking a hole in the side of Darth Vader’s Death Star sand castle while Han Solo, Leia, and a little doggie Chewbacca watch and laugh. Just a bunch of rebel jerk bullies. Grow up already.