I thought about putting together one of those Punkin Chunkin catapults… only for humans, so I could soar across the sky. Then I realized, that’s a helluvalotta work and I’m not particularly handy with the hammer or the physics. There has to be a better way. Oh, wait. There’s a pill for that.
The easiest way to fly? Yes, it’s a gelcap with wings. No lines; no baggage fees.