I Am Fucking Freezing.

I Am Fucking Freezing Penguin T-Shirt
I Am Fucking Freezing Penguin T-Shirt

Thick insulation and control over my blood flow. Thanks, natural selection. Why don’t you evolve me some working wings so I can fly the fuck out of here!?

“Talking Penguin” by David Olenick shows a bird; a very, very cold bird. Now, please excuse me while I go huddle next to some other naked birds for warmth.