Next time you find yourself in heated debate, just whip out the old goat on a penny-farthing whilst wearing a top hat. An argument tactic that is both ridiculous and refined at the same time; this little gem should provide you with a strong upper hand.
The “Your Argument Is Invalid” t-shirt at SnorgTees features a goat riding on a high-wheeled bicycle. Another meme for your arsenal. Play this card as needed and the disagreement will surely be over before this animal falls off his most-interesting mode of transportation.
Also, my hair is a bird.