Sure, now I know. Still remember the first time though. It seemed like such a friendly and casual question. Would you like a little plop of the green stuff? Of course I would. Thank you for asking. Imagine my surprise when I got to the checkout and my normally $6 burrito rang up for $22.87(slight dramatic license taken). Avocadammit!
This funny shirt helps you skip past the painful warnings at Chipotle and similar burrito peddlers that charge extra for their guac. Once you’ve had a taste, not ordering it is like an iPhone case without some form of added sparkly bedazzlement. The word ‘Avocadploitation’ comes to mind.