Eastern Time, Greenwich Mean, Japan Standard; These zones don’t have any rhythm. It’s time to set your watches to Hammer Time! A magical time zone that you just can’t quite touch, where you never grow old, wear big, comfy pants, and just dance to 90’s pop rap all day. Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable.
On second thought, let’s not go to Hammer Time. ‘Tis a silly place.