Legend has it that every Halloween a headless rider roams these woods scraping the frosting off of any cupcake he encounters. His origins are unknown. Some say he was a mercenary during the Cupcake Wars that lost his top under heavy gumdrop fire; others say it’s an intricate scare tactic by Brom Brownie to frighten away the competition, Ichabod Cake, for his true love, but chances are, this is the work of one alive and pissed off muffin bottom as there’s no better recipe for a complex than a topless cupcake that could never wear a sprinkle.
“Headless Horseman” by Walmazan shows a cupcake bottom on horseback wielding a metal spatula as the townscakes run in fear. Tees available at Shirt.Woot.