Smaug’s Cash4Gold

The Hobbit Smaug Cash For Gold T-Shirt
The Hobbit Smaug Cash For Gold T-Shirt

Movie spoiler alert: The company goes bankrupt.

“Smaug’s Cash 4 Gold,” paying cold, hard cash for gold, silver, mithril, & more! Just fill the envelope and mail to the Lonely Mountain. Hey, I could even get cash for this gold medallion of me wearing a gold medallion.