I Used To Be An Adventurer, Then I Took An Arrow In The Knee

I Used To Be An Adventurer Arrow In The Knee T-Shirt
I Used To Be An Adventurer Arrow In The Knee T-Shirt

I remember that fateful day like it was just a moment ago. When that projectile hit me on the knee, it didn’t just cripple my body… it crippled my spirit. I thought my life was over. All my hopes and dreams up in smoke. Then I met this guard on the wall and he told me about a place for used-to-be-adventurers like me.

“I Used To Be An Adventurer” tells the world about your past coolness and warns of potentially career-ending dangers. If the worst does happen, hey, at least there’s guard duty.