Charging The Lightsabers

Lightsaber Battery Charging T-Shirt
Lightsaber Battery Charging T-Shirt

The salesman told me to pick up a landspeeder adapter when I upgraded. Did I listen? No, no, no, I’m not paying $19.99 for something I can order for $7.50 on the Galactic Web. Totally forgot to do that. I could’ve been charging this Jedi paperweight the whole way. I’m just glad Han’s not here to see this. “Hokey religions and battery-powered weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.” God, what a jerk.

“Downtime” by Droidloot shows Darth Vader and Obi Wan’s lightsabers side-by-side and plugged into the outlet. The Star Wars will resume when battery power reaches at least 80%.