One of the greatest political minds of our generation. He’s kept the people fed, safe, and is amazing at calming the public when severed fingers and such pop up in fry baskets. Not only that, but he’s helped grow one of the largest food chains ever with his numerous cheap burger initiatives. However, the bunny encapsulation of this tremendous brain has a drawback. A big one. It attracts birds like crazy… and lots of them. I’m talking an Alfred Hitchcock of birds; like you can barely see the sky.
“McHitchcock’d” shows the faithful Mayor of McDonaldLand running from a swarm of head-snackers. Birds, man.