You know the risks involved when you sign up with Planters. Spokes-nuts are given generous compensation for danger pay. The company does a lot of marketing at outdoor festivals and events and there are all kinds of squirrels and rodents that would love to get their hands on a giant talking nut, but if you can survive for three years or so, you’re set for life.
“Occupational Hazard” by Eric Fan shows a chipmunk with a whole lotta Nuttin’ goin’ on. I guess he didn’t appreciate Mr. Peanut’s dance number very much.