Behold the amazing spectacle that is the great outdoors. It’s like God’s little boob tube; complete with majestically soaring bald eagles, gently prancing deer, and wildly ferocious bears that just want a taste of what’s in that picnic basket.
It’s a shirt that says, “Nature & Shit.” I’m so in tune that nothing more needs to be said. Now, if you’ll just hang on a moment. I think I have a campfire app on my phone.