Optimistic Vampire

Optimistic Vampire Glass Half Full T-Shirt
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Optimistic Vampire T-Shirt

A glass half full is still a glass with blood in it. I can live with that. We wouldn’t even be having this conversation if I drank straight from the neck. I siphon the life essence from my subservients and store it in the fridge so I always have some on hand. It’s just smart, plus I look quite civilized drinking blood from this pint glass.

The “Optimistic Vampire” t-shirt at HeadlineShirts shows an old school vampire holding a half-empty glass of blood above the words, “A Glass Half Full.” Cheers.