It’s official. The FDA has decided that pizza has enough tomato sauce on it to be declared a vegetable. Some are upset, but I’ve taken this opportunity and ran with it. Ice cream has always been my primary dairy intake, but now I put a few cookies on the side and Bam!, just enough flour for a bread serving. I think I need some protein. How about a Snickers bar? These things are packed with peanuts. The possibilities are endless and now I know that getting healthy doesn’t have to suck so bad. Thank you, Food & Drug Administration.
Hey, does anyone know if this cherry-flavored vodka is considered a fruit? I’m just going to assume yes.