I take a lot of pride in my sandwiches.
Positive aquatic attitude.
“Trash Dolphin” design by timecowboy.
And sorry to all the languages that are not on the list, but need to be.
This country could use a little more mwuahaha.
Design by Skullpy.
After all these years, the cat finally gets the mouse. Victory never tasted so sweet.
“FINALLY!” design by Ed Harrington.
I got your magic right here, buddy.
Design by madcobra.
At this point, I’d settle for don’t turd on me today.
“True Patriot V2” design by gimetzco.
Because we assure you we are not watching you or your ridiculous nae naes.
Nyet! They’re hilarious, dumb Americans.
Don’t have a hippo, man!
Design by billistore.
Pick one of these shirts up here. 20% of all proceeds donated to Planned Parenthood.
Harness the magnificent powers of Science!
Design by blue sparrow.
Get my chopstick all up in that hot and spicy.
Sometimes hate just trumps all.
Design by Legendary Phoenix.
In case you forgot what Christmas is all about.
Design by rodrigobhz.