Pumpkin Crime Scene

Pumpkin Crime Scene T-Shirt
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Pumpkin Crime Scene T-Shirt

My god, that’s like the 8th one this week. Either someone really likes pies or we’re dealing with a real sicko here (enter hotshot detective, slowly removing sunglasses). It looks like this little pumpkin was out looking for tricks… (long pause) … and ended up the treat. [roll intro music]

“Crime Scene” by Naolito shows a cop bagging evidence around a freshly cut jack-o’-lantern. Jack the Carver strikes again. We must be dealing with someone who has a surgical background. A common carver couldn’t cut lines that straight. Tees available at Threadless in men’s and women’s sizes.