Give Me All The Bacon And Eggs You Have

Ron Swanson Bacon and Eggs T-Shirt

Wait, wait.. I worry that what you just heard was, “Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.” What I said was, “Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.” Do you understand?

This Parks & Recreation t-shirt at DeezTeez shows a picture of Ron Swanson dead-center with his glorious mustache and quote for all to see. Keep your backup order ready in case the server brings you out one of those puny little wannabe steaks.