So you want me to bring you an animal that’s both living and dead at the same time. Seems a bit counterintuitive, doesn’t it? How about this? I’ll bring you a cat in a box, you hand me the reward, and then you can open the box and check its status.
If you meant that you wanted Schrödinger’s actual pet, I’m sure it’s on the dead side of the equation by now. Unless, of course, there’s any more quantum loopholes I should know about.