Sure, laugh it up. It’s not like I’m going to be the Great White Hope right out of the gate. There’s a learning curve involved. I just want you to think of these magnificent teeth while you’re cracking wise. As soon as I graduate from the inflatable arm floats to paddleboard, watch your ass.
“Troubled Waters” by ninthWheel shows a killer shark wearing a pair of floaties. One step at a time, grasshopper. You’ll be plucking gulls out of the sky in no time.