So you want to be an astronaut? You will have to train for years to get the opportunity. The galaxy is wide open and free, but contrary to popular belief, aliens do exist and they don’t want to share it with you. Nothing can prepare you for the colorful, retro, and deadly enemies out there, all strangely aligned in neat little rows.
May god be with you, future space travelers. I just hope a few of you spent some time at the arcade as a kid.