Beer
I Always Drink Beer.
Unelectable
Men: No Shirt, No Service
Women: No Shirt, Free Drinks
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Elixir of Life
“Le Beer (Elixir of Life)” by Enkel Dika
By my figures, it’s the greatest drink ever crafted.
Paddy O’Stereotype’s
Drunk Bastards
The Guns N’ Roses ain’t afraid of no spirits.
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Marge Simpson for Duff Beer
“Marge Pin Up” by Pikipouet
Marge certainly knows how to sell alcohol.
Saint Patrick
The robes say, “I’m the patron saint of Ireland,” but the shamrock glasses say, “I’m also here to party.”
KISS Me I’m Irish
Knights In St. Patrick’s Service – The Corned Beef & Green Face Paint Tour.
Heisenberg Blue Sky Crystals
“Heisenberg Blue Sky Crystals” by Olipop
Crystal meth at its best.
Lannister Blonde Ale
The Golden Lion really isn’t a bad beer, but, to be honest, it’s a bit too rich. It almost tastes like it was made with nasty, little inbred hops or something.
Baratheon Imperial Stout
If you’re feeling brave, try the Imperial Red. It’s much darker and full of terrors.
“Baratheon Black Stag Imperial Stout” by Nathan Stillie shows a label for a very serious beer brewed in Storm’s End, Westeros. It didn’t win first place in the microbrew competition last year, but many still claim that it should have.
Kick-Ass Unicorn Rambo
It’s like the internet had a wet dream and woke up to sketch it in its notebook.
“Awesome” by HallJos6 shows a muscly-armed, machine gunning soldier with a unicorn for a head as a giant American flag, floating guitar, and the General Lee wave from the background. There’s also a sexy lady and a beer waiting while he finishes up his ass-kickery. Whoo, is that all? Couldn’t you have worked a shark fin in there somewhere?
Wishful Drinking
Has been known to turn into regretful drinking, but that’s where the best stories are born.