I take a lot of pride in my sandwiches.
Don’t have a hippo, man!
Design by billistore.
Get my chopstick all up in that hot and spicy.
One can hope, but for some reason, I highly doubt it…
No school today. We must prepare for the coming of Gozer.
Design by Tabners.
Whooo wants to see my wings?
Design by wytrab8.
The Most Interesting Drunk in the World
Don’t trip and Mario Kart, plumbers.
And that’s about all you need to know.
Talking to flowers just isn’t natural, buddy.
“Learn from the Flowers” design by wytrab8.
My life is the complete opposite of everything I wanted to be.
Your music is bad and you should feel bad.
Design by Theduc.
Living in a constant state of flame on.
Design by ClayGrahamArt.
This profile rolls no mud. #pigstagram