Somewhere in Arkham, Massachusetts, there’s a special kind of school. See, Elder Gods aren’t born elder and great power deserves great development. A specially designed curriculum will have your little monster harnessing the cosmic evil in no time.
“Miskatonic Elementary” by JTO JTO shows an adorable, little Cthulhu riding on a tricycle and some letter blocks spelling out his name. Just because you’re Ancient doesn’t mean you should miss out on childhood.
I’m gonna need some kind of cosmic cheat code.
“8-bit Cthulhu” shows Lovecraft’s elder god as the big, green boss with maxed out hit points. Once you get tentacle-faced, then it’s the destruction of all video games as we know it.
Nothing says, “quit riding my ass,” quite like an octo-squid dragon-winged humanoid god symbol affixed to your bumper (or torso).
“Cthulhu Fish” shows the classic Jesus fish evolved way past Darwinism into an entity of cosmic evil and pure terror. Now, excuse me. I’m off to find one of these for my car.
It seemed to be a sort of monster, or symbol representing a monster, of a form which only a diseased fancy could conceive. If I say that my somewhat extravagant imagination yielded simultaneous pictures of an octopus, a dragon, and a “mousey” caricature, I shall not be unfaithful to the spirit of the thing. A pulpy, tentacled head surmounted a grotesque and scaly body with rudimentary wings; but it was the general outline of the whole which made it most shockingly frightful.
“Silly Nameless Terror” design shows a dragon-winged, octupus-faced creature that, not-so-strangely, resembles Mickey Mouse. It even has a little H.P. Lovecraft signature at the bottom in the classic Disney font.