Kitten Mittons

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Always Sunny Charlie’s Kitten Mittons T-Shirt

Is your cat making too much noise all the time? Stompin’ around; driving you crazy? Clawing at your furnitures? Think there’s no answer? You’re SO Stupid! There is! An elegant, comfortable mitten for cats… {crickets} … I couldn’t hear anything.

This It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia t-shirt at DeezTeez features Charlie Kelly’s awesome product in action. They’re like mufflers for your cat’s feet. Kitten Mittons, you’ll be smitten.

 

 

Watch the entire commercial and see the gang’s reaction here.

Give Me All The Bacon And Eggs You Have

Ron Swanson Bacon and Eggs T-Shirt

Wait, wait.. I worry that what you just heard was, “Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.” What I said was, “Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.” Do you understand?

This Parks & Recreation t-shirt at DeezTeez shows a picture of Ron Swanson dead-center with his glorious mustache and quote for all to see. Keep your backup order ready in case the server brings you out one of those puny little wannabe steaks.

 

Conscious Discovery

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Conscious Discovery Robot T-Shirt

Look at all this crap we’ve built and bought and consumed until our bellies and our eyes and wallets swelled and bulged until the waste was almost too much to manage. It’s been built into a hulking monster that swallows souls and eats life.

One of these days we’re going to wake up after another saccharin dream, or microwaved meal, or television commercial telling us to buy something artificial and unnecessary. It’s then that we’ll realize that we are destroying the very essence of life.

The “Conscious Discovery” t-shirt design by Anticlothes shows a robot built of all the things we’ve made to improve “life:” cars, TV’s, appliances, clocks, etc. Sometimes you have to take a knee and say, “Enough of this fake crap.” Life is beautiful. Go watch a sunset, plant a tree, or pet a puppy. A real one… don’t just share a picture of a LOLCat.

 

Enjoy Slurm

Futurama Enjoy Slurm T-Shirt TeeBuy

Futurama Enjoy Slurm T-Shirt

The drink of the future! It’s like Coke or Pepsi evolved and green and highly addictive and Fry’s drink of choice. Also, how could you not like a drink that has a party worm for a mascot? Not just any party worm either, Slurms McKenzie himself. He’s the coolest.

This funny Futurama tee at DeezTeez shows the classic “Enjoy Slurm” logo for the highly addictive soft drink. Just don’t ask what the secret ingredient is or the Grunka Lunkas might make an example out of you, but beyond that, I don’t think you’d want to know anyway.

 

 

 

Football Is Back!

Football Is Back Funny NFL Lockout T-Shirt

Funny NFL Lockout Football Is Back! T-Shirt

Thank God that this NFL Lockout business is over. Can you imagine what would have happened? The jobs, the money, the economy, and what are the fans supposed to do? Did you know that soccer is actually called football in most countries? Oh, who cares. Real football is back, baby!

This funny NFL Lockout t-shirt by DeezTeez says, ‘Football Is Back – That Was Close, I Almost Had To Watch Soccer.’ Hahaha, yeah right. Like that was going to happen.

Ahhh, Sundays make sense again.

Robots in Disguise

Transformers Robots in Disguise Glasses T-Shirt

Transformers Robots in Disguise T-Shirt – *OOS*

Can you imagine how much effort it must take to transform into a truck, or car, or plane, or toaster, or whatever? Transformers have like a million moving parts and sometimes it’s just not worth the hassle. Just grab a pair of Groucho glasses and you’re good to go.

This funny Transformers t-shirt features Optimus Prime wearing a pair of Groucho Marx glasses. The ultimate disguise for lazy and hilarious battle robots.

The beagle puss… works every time.