It was the best scary story. I mean, it was just phenomenal. No one has told a better story in the history of stories.
Installation Wizard demands the deactivation of all running programs.
“Killer Croc” by Eyesore
These shoes make me want to commit mass murder.
This terrifying shirt shows Inky, Blinky, and Clyde paying a ghostly, bedroom visit in the style of Paranormal Activity. Now we know what really happens when you sleep. Better keep some power pellets under the pillow.
Quite a surprise when the face is uncovered. I’d suggest you not blink, but if you do, at least you won’t remember any of this in the morning.
“I’ve Forgotten Why I Shouldn’t Blink” by silverqe shows a creepy love child of The Silence and Weeping Angels. It’s probably the scariest hybrid of Doctor Who villains ever unveiled. Incredible.
We all want to have a terrifying Halloween costume, but we have to draw a line in the flour somewhere. This holiday should be about candy and toilet paper in the trees and good times, not lifelong therapy. No, there’s a handful of costumes that are just off limits… and that means the sexy version is a no go too. We don’t need a generation of confused little cookies on our hands.
“The Monster Cookie” by Tony Centeno shows a little cookie pushing the limits of terror on Halloween. ‘C’ is for C’mon guys, it’s just a costume. Get a grip.
In hindsight, maybe we should have put a couple more boards up in the window. It’s probably still secure, but decaying arms really put me off my lunch. How about we move this party down to the cellar where I can munch some chipped beef in peace?
“Zombies” by macdoodle shows a boarded up window with some grabby little undead arms poking through. Classic black and white styling reminiscent of Night of the Living Dead. They’re coming for you, Barbara… Tees available at Threadless.