The Monster Cookie

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We all want to have a terrifying Halloween costume, but we have to draw a line in the flour somewhere. This holiday should be about candy and toilet paper in the trees and good times, not lifelong therapy. No, there’s a handful of costumes that are just off limits… and that means the sexy version is a no go too. We don’t need a generation of confused little cookies on our hands.

“The Monster Cookie” by Tony Centeno shows a little cookie pushing the limits of terror on Halloween. ‘C’ is for C’mon guys, it’s just a costume. Get a grip.

Zombie Arms In The Window

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Zombie Arms In The Window T-Shirt

In hindsight, maybe we should have put a couple more boards up in the window. It’s probably still secure, but decaying arms really put me off my lunch. How about we move this party down to the cellar where I can munch some chipped beef in peace?

“Zombies” by macdoodle shows a boarded up window with some grabby little undead arms poking through. Classic black and white styling reminiscent of Night of the Living Dead. They’re coming for you, Barbara… Tees available at Threadless.