Nothing exists in itself, except for this bloated mammal’s head existing up its own ass.
And sorry to all the languages that are not on the list, but need to be.
Because we assure you we are not watching you or your ridiculous nae naes.
Nyet! They’re hilarious, dumb Americans.
You’ll get your stupid presents… eventually.
Follow meow and you will not regret.
The flames that arise from American society should help keep me warm.
Look at that bottle, struttin’ around like a damn rooster.
Life’s a giant banana split, these drugs are just the cherry on top.
Little goats running amok in the city.
Seriously, you guys are making me sound like an asshole.
It seems my enthusiasm has been put out to pasture.
Wishing you a very Jewish Christmas and a fortune cookie come true.
High in the polls, for all the wrong reasons.
He ain’t messing with no broke river.
Something to keep in mind as we bask in holiday cheer.