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Stay Chill

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Sounds like good advice to me.

Design by paperbeatsscissors.

Pokébong

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Hits from the Squirtle

Pokéfit

Looks like Pikachu’s been doing some crunches.

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I Came In Like A Pokeball

“I Came In Like A Pokeball” by ZeroJigoku

I just wanted to catch em all.

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Who’s That Pokemon?

Who’s That Pokemon? Bi*ch, I’m Totoro! DIY Tee

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Daenerys, Trainer of Dragons

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If you want to take back the Seven Kingdoms, you’ve gotta hatch ’em all.

Pikachu Sneeze

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Being a star Pokémon comes with certain perks, including lucrative endorsement contracts with companies like the Thunderpuff Tissue Company.

“PikAAACHOOO” by alexmdc shows Pikachu shooting some nose lightning into a kleenex. Gotta catch a cold.

Pikachu at the Electrical Outlet

Pikachu Electrical Outlet Getting Buzzed T-Shirt Buy

Don’t worry. This little guy’s a professional.

“Getting Buzzed” by ramyb shows an electricity junkie back for another hit. Kids, don’t try this at home. It starts with a little fork in the light socket and pretty soon you’re out playing golf every time it rains.

Geek Honor Badges

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I guess all that time in the Game Boy Scouts paid off…

“Decorated Nerd” shows accolades for superior achievement in areas ranging from Star Wars to use of the D20. Don’t act like you’re not impressed.

Khaleesi, Mother of Pokémon Dragons

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First step to becoming a trainer: Set yourself on fire.

“Khaleesi” shows Daenerys Targaryen animated with her little Pokespawns. Gotta hatch ’em all to take back the throne.

Pokémon Death Star

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I have a very bad feeling about this…

“Poked To Death” by zerobriant shows a nearly-complete Poké Ball Death Star. I can’t even imagine the Pokémon you would catch with that thing, nor would I want to. I mean, look at the size of that thing.

On the Origin of Pokémon

Charles Darwin Pokemon T-Shirt Buy

“Thus, from the war of nature, from famine and death, the most exalted object which we are capable of conceiving, namely, the production of the Pokémon, directly follows.”

“Endless Forms Most Battleful” by Santo76 and Bio-bot 9000 shows Charles Darwin in his office writing a special chapter for On the Origin of Species. Not only was he an esteemed naturalist, but also a formidable trainer.

Pikachu Anatomy Chart

Pokemon Pikachu Anatomy Chart T-Shirt Buy

Finally, some scientific insight into the marvel that is the Pikachu. As you can see, beneath the surface it’s just another animal, but don’t let that dampen your imagination. Some things just can’t be diagrammed, like happiness, friendship, and lightning bolts right to your face.

The “Pikachu Anatomy” design shows a Japanese chart labeling the different parts of this iconic little Pokémon. And suddenly, kids have a reason to be excited about science again. Gotta dissect ’em all!

Squirtle Anatomy Chart

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As you can see on the chart, the Squirtle has a tough shell that it can hide out in, some organs, and a big reservoir of water that it can blast right in your face.

“Squirtle Anatomy” shows a diagram of this little Pokémon dissected with parts labeled in Japanese.