The presidential bar has been lowered.
*Twitter account optional
Design by SiGo.
Any Functioning Adult 2020
Politics
When Life Gives You Lemons, Destroy Capitalism
If that doesn’t work out, they go well with vodka.
Design by ExistentialComics.
Sorry about our president.
And sorry to all the languages that are not on the list, but need to be.
Make Eternia Great Again!
This country could use a little more mwuahaha.
Design by Skullpy.
Don’t Turd On Me
At this point, I’d settle for don’t turd on me today.
“True Patriot V2” design by gimetzco.
Trump Twitter Bird
Or you could just stop saying stupid things? No, probably better to just stop entirely…
Design by rodrigobhz.
Dance Like Russia Isn’t Watching
Because we assure you we are not watching you or your ridiculous nae naes.
Nyet! They’re hilarious, dumb Americans.
Fuck Your Bullshit Wall!
Image via @heavyslime
Ohhhhh Yeeeaaaahhh!!!!
Pick one of these shirts up here. 20% of all proceeds donated to Planned Parenthood.
Not My Emperor
Sometimes hate just trumps all.
Design by Legendary Phoenix.
Hindsight 2020
Trump Stories
It was the best scary story. I mean, it was just phenomenal. No one has told a better story in the history of stories.
Lego Trump
Donald Trump Lego Wall T-Shirt 
“Build a Wall” by NibiruHybrid
Moving to Canada
Donald Trump’s Pleasure Paradise
Promising all the joy and excess you can wrap your tiny little hands around.
Feel the Burp
Barney Gumble’s channeling Bernie Sanders and looking mighty presidential on the campaign trail.
Also, Four Finger Press will make a $3 donation to the Bernie Sanders campaign with every sale.
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