I’m the teenage girl you jerked off in the chatroom with.
Working the shaft is no minor thing.
So this picture was on the frontpage of my local newspaper…
Acts of sharing should always be frontpage news.
Sounds like a good name for a drink.
Good grammar is like sleeves. When you’ve got guns like these, there’s no need.
Endless summertime fun in the tub with Beyoncé.
Trooper Brand Condoms are guaranteed to screw up your aim.