You’ll get your stupid presents… eventually.
“Sloths of Anarchy” – Riding through this world, really slow.
When disaster strikes, it’s likely that there’s a giant sloth right in the middle of it. Sharp Shirter was nice enough to put a few examples on t-shirts.
King Kong ain’t got nothin’ on Slothzilla.
Take your time, or time will take you. ~Ancient Slothy Wisdom
Lazily gazing at that big cheese in the sky.
“Three Sloths” by retrosaurus