Just another stain on the beautiful white armor of the Empire.
I’m a secret agent of sorts and my research is highly classified.
Up in space actin’ like y’all ain’t got a clue.
When I start, you’ll hardly notice.
Toss in a pizza and some soda and watch me do a triathlon.
More than just an elitist little hobbit meal between breakfast and lunch, a state of mind.
Geez, Bob. Use a tissue.
Funny. That’s exactly where I’m going to.
Please don’t make me adult.
Three words that defined a generation, and one actor’s career.
Matthew McConaughey on the origin of the famous phrase:
My sins against spelling left me worshiping a wild animal.
Shoe polish-smelling motherfucker.
Let’s make this happen.
My favorite shirt is navy blue and pairs well with this naked bum.
Sure, he’s a genius time-traveling doctor, but I don’t think that gives him any license to be a jerk.