Lightsaber In The Knee

Used To Be A Jedi Lightsaber In The Knee T-Shirt

A bright young adventurer, you train hard as a Jedi Knight and find yourself on a promising career path of defending the galaxy and busting up the Empire. Things are looking good and you’re checking out real estate listings on Alderaan, bought a new landspeeder, and even started a Rebel Alliance 401K. Dreams are starting to come true, but it always happens. Right in the freakin’ knee! So the story goes. Don’t worry, I’m sure there’s some kind of guard duty out there for you.

“Lightsaber In The Knee” gives a Star Wars twist to the classic Skyrim, “I Used To Be An Adventurer Then I Took An Arrow In The Knee” meme.

Godfather Donatello

TMNT Godfather Donatello T-Shirt

It’s kinda funny if you think about it. This ninja turtle that spent his teenage years busting bad guys grew up to become one of the biggest crime bosses in New York City. Makes me wonder what happened to the rest of the Turtles.

“The Don” by Scott Neilson shows the brainy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle as the Godfather. He studied and fought criminal behavior for so long that he finally got fed up and said, “You’re doing it wrong. Let me show you…”