Support The Troops

Star Wars Support The Troops T-Shirt

The stormtroopers need your help, badly. The glorious army of the Empire and they’re out there fighting rebels in Tupperware suits. Their aim could use a bit of work too. Blaster shots bouncing all over the insides of ships. It’s just pathetic.

“Support The Troops” shows three cool-looking stormtroopers lined up like dominoes. A donation of just $6 will go towards some desperately needed training and equipment for the Imperial Army and will also get you this sweet little tee in the process. Show the galaxy and your torso that you care.

Casual Friday Stormtrooper

Casual Friday Stormtrooper T-Shirt

You have to wear a tie four days a week? I feel sooo badly for you. Why don’t you try putting on head-to-toe white plastic that won’t even stop a blaster shot?

“Casual Friday” by Blair Sayer shows a stormtrooper stretching the limits of casual attire. Tropical shorts, flip flops, a Rebels Suck! tank top. Soak it up, man. You deserve it.

 

Side note: I’d really like one of those “Rebels Suck!” tank tops. Print it.

Dragonborn Stormtrooper

Skyrim Dragonborn Stormtrooper T-Shirt

These aren’t the dragons we’re looking for. Move along. Wait a minute… Goddammit! Damn those dragons and their mind tricks.

“These Aren’t The Dragons We’re Looking For” mashes together the Dragonborn and Stormtrooper helmet, because hey, why not? Star Wars must be mated with everything. Extend the bloodline. Now, where are those stupid droids at? I’m going to turn them into a pop can or something.

Support Our Troops

Star Wars Stormtrooper Support Our Troops T-Shirt

Show some love for your soldiers in white. They’re out there everyday, risking their lives to squash the dirty rebellion in waify, thin armor. These guys really need some better equipment. I mean, one little shot from a blaster knocks ’em right over.

“Support Our Troops” shows an important plea for the Empire soldiers. Maybe we could have an evil pancake breakfast.

Andy Warhol Stormtroopers

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Andy Warhol Pop Art Stormtroopers T-Shirt

Combining the colorful pop art of Warhol with the iconic helmet of the stormtrooper. It makes a statement, looks great, and also makes me think of Marilyn Monroe in Empire battle gear. Delicious.

The Andy’s Stormtroopers t-shirt at DonkeyTees features a Star Wars remix of the classic Andy Warhol Marilyn Monroe painting. This one rocks on a bunch of levels.

Now show me R2-D2 with a Campbell’s soup label across his belly and I might just die.

 

 

Support the Storm Troops

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Star Wars Support the Stormtroopers T-Shirt

You better support your Imperial Soldiers. These guys get up every morning and put on this outrageous armor and patrol the galaxy. All to protect your Dark Side ideals. Sure, you may not agree with everything they do; building Death Stars, blowing up planets, and the like. Just know that it’s for the good of the Empire.

This Support the Troops t-shirt at DonkeyTs pays respects to the Stormtroopers out there fighting in the Star Wars to protect your Dark Side freedoms. Show some love.

 

 

Sugar Skull Stormtrooper

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Sugar Skull Stormtrooper T-Shirt

When a Stormtrooper dies in battle a sugar skull is constructed in his image and carried into battle. This is to invite the deceased spirit back to the physical world in celebration of his life . . and of course, to watch some Rebel scum get obliterated. The ultimate honor for any Empire soldier.

This awesome Star Wars design at SnorgTees features an ornate sugar skull design in the shape of a Stormtrooper helmet. Now available in three different colors: brown, green, or navy blue.

 

R.I.P. Stormtrooper. I made you a sugar helmet.

 

Friends On That Death Star

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Stormtrooper Friends On That Death Star T-Shirt

The Death Star had close to 2 million Imperial personnel aboard at any given time. For the brave crew of the DS-1 Orbital Battle Station this was more than a spaceship the size of a moon that was capable of blowing up peaceful planets. This was a home. The Death Star was fully equipped with shopping centers, parks, schools, and even a post office for the human workers. This was where they lived until that fateful day when the Rebel Alliance found the one weakness in the structure, a thermal exhaust port the size of a stupid womp rat, and you know the rest of the story.

“I Had Friends On That Death Star” features a Stormtrooper helmet with a single tear. In remembrance of the soldiers and crew that gave their lives serving the Empire during the Star Wars.

Never Forget.