Eating yourself into a garbage coma has never looked so adorable.
I would be sorry, but I’m way too busy being the rare, mythical creature that I am. #dealwithit
A mermaid’s natural defense against lonely people at sea.
F*CK! Some days I just want to scream.
Had a little too much moonshine last night.
It was the best scary story. I mean, it was just phenomenal. No one has told a better story in the history of stories.
I’d say another glass of wine is in order as well.
Unicorns are born with built-in Snapchat filters.
But it’s Thursday, Wednesday.
All that stress’ll make your fruit spoil.