F*CK! Some days I just want to scream.
Had a little too much moonshine last night.
It was the best scary story. I mean, it was just phenomenal. No one has told a better story in the history of stories.
I’d say another glass of wine is in order as well.
Unicorns are born with built-in Snapchat filters.
But it’s Thursday, Wednesday.
All that stress’ll make your fruit spoil.
If you want to take back the Seven Kingdoms, you’ve gotta hatch ’em all.
Didn’t you know that hating on the King is punishable by death?
“Haters Gonna Hate” by TeeTurtle shows the nasty, little, unrightful, inbred Lannister-named-Baratheon King that everyone loves to hate. I’m really not sure why. Just a byproduct of winning the game, I guess.
Don’t worry. This little guy’s a professional.
“Getting Buzzed” by ramyb shows an electricity junkie back for another hit. Kids, don’t try this at home. It starts with a little fork in the light socket and pretty soon you’re out playing golf every time it rains.
He looks cute from here, but I assure you he’s very bad-tempered.
“Adorable Monstrosity” by ramyb shows the killer rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail using those big, sharp teeth to munch on some poor knight’s skull. He’ll do you up a treat, mate.
Westeros has this YMCA that’s really fun to stay at.
“Thrones” by TeeTurtle shows the animals representing the houses of the Seven Kingdoms spelling out the word, Thrones. I wonder what word they’ll make when they starting ripping each others’ throats out and raining fire from above.