Men in fedoras not to be trusted. Immediately report all douchey activities.
Less of a holiday and more of a calendar grab, but there’s nothing quite like ‘Five of Four.’ Let’s drink up some Donkey Punch and break all the things.
Enjoyed by high class lords, both large and small.
“Dornish Red,” a product of the Dorne Peninsula and trust me when I say it’s some of the finest in the Seven Kingdoms.
To boldly go wherever a single railroad track will take you.
“Steamship Enterprise” shows the steam-powered railroad version of the Star Trek Starship. Its five year mission: To transport strange new cargo and to seek out industry and promote economic development across the country.
Live by the full-frontal, die by the full-frontal. I think the same can be said of bladed weapons.
“Boobs & Swords,” a show that can be appreciated even if you have no idea what the hell is going on. Also, if you read the books already and want to see how your imagination matches up.
I’m not surprised that his banana is the source of his problems.
“Freudian Slip” shows the father of psychoanalysis, Sigmund Freud, about to take a nasty spill after stepping on a banana peel. Next time, he should be a little more conscious of his surroundings.
Shoo bee doo wop skittily boop bop. Doo wop bop dittily dumb.
You’re not stupid, but I’ll tell you what is. Jazz. I know, right. I mean, just play the right notes.
My New Year’s resolution summed up in one word.
“A Gorillion Dollars” shows an ape that’s all about the stacks on stacks on climbin’ skyscraper stacks. This monkey’s got so much money, it’s measured in the Gorillions… and wears a top hat.
You see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of politicians can only move as fast as the slowest politician. Believe me, that’s pretty slow.
“The Fiscal Cliff” shows Cheers’ resident know-it-all, Cliff Clavin, with a bag of money in one hand and a beer in the other. There’s nothing a pint can’t solve.