The nights get cold in Eternia, especially if you don’t have skin. Sometimes it’s nice to light the fireplace, pour a glass of red wine, and break out your favorite snuggie.
Design by Ed Harrington.
Cozy Night on Snake Mountain
Winter
Abominable Snowman Massacre
“Abominable Snow Monster Massacre” by BeastPop
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer gets an alternate ending.
I Am Fucking Freezing.
Thick insulation and control over my blood flow. Thanks, natural selection. Why don’t you evolve me some working wings so I can fly the fuck out of here!?
“Talking Penguin” by David Olenick shows a bird; a very, very cold bird. Now, please excuse me while I go huddle next to some other naked birds for warmth.