Had a little too much moonshine last night.
Get with the program, teddy bear.
It’s gonna be nothing but fun in the sun in Westeros.
Design by Joysapphire
You didn’t think I was just going to stroll through the woods naked, did you?
“Red Riding Hood” by Lora Zombie shows a classic fairy tale turned into a hungry wolf’s nightmare. Someone might be ordering takeout for dinner tonight… If he has any sense at all.
Where did he come from? What is he doing here? What are you doing here, Canis Lupus? Look at him. So majestic; so alone. What a beautiful creature.
“Lonely Wolf” by Winter Artwork shows a solitary wolf howling atop a cliff. Reminds me of that wonderful scene from Fantastic Mr. Fox. I have a phobia of wolves, but it still brings a tear to my eye.
It’s more doggie than slice, yet food enough to drop an anvil on hunger’s face.
“Wolf Pizza” by Duke Aber was made for the T&EB$M (notice the subtle lettering in the brain). It’s striking and neon and righteous to put on yourself, maybe even a little self-righteous, but really it just sits on your chest like a bald eagle spread eagle at the S’wallow Valley Mall.
I spent a billion dollars on a movie and all I got was this crappy t-shirt, but at least it reminds us all to be careful in the food court.