Drugs Win Drug War

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The Onion Drugs Win Drug War T-Shirt

Junkies and peddlers rejoice! The war is finally over with your favorite recreational substances emerging victorious. The drugs were just too powerful for the government and some say the other side wasn’t that committed anyway. Who knows, maybe the war was just a cunning marketing ploy all along.

The Drugs Win Drug War t-shirt at PalmerCash features an epic headline from The Onion. Let everyone know that they can sleep soundly tonight(right after that midnight fix).


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