Now we get to see the side of the story that’s commonly overlooked. Why didn’t the Titanic stop for the night with a moonless sky and scary things protruding from the water? That night, the big boat had a date with an iceberg. Sometimes love can push you beyond all reason. Sometimes love can be dangerous and it often takes a wrong turn and you don’t even notice until it’s too late and you’ve suffered from massive structure damage and you’re taking on water. You feel the coldness seeping into your heart and there’s nothing you can do but sink into the icy abyss.
Well, that got kinda emo. Anyway, the “Titanic Hug” design keeps it topical with the recent 100th anniversary of the Titanic sinking and all that. Don’t forget to go see the movie in Super-3D showing on screens all across the land. I probably won’t, but hey, the shirt’s pretty funny.