Unicorn Meat Chart

Magic Unicorn Cuts Meat Chart T-Shirt
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The holidays are fast approaching and you may be looking for some different and exotic flavors to set on the table. Here’s a thought: Roast Unicorn! Replace that boring old ham or turkey with some magical meat. It is considerably more expensive and impossibly difficult to find, but your guests will never forget the rainbows beaming out of their mouths after your Christmas feast.

The Unicorn Meat t-shirt at BustedTees shows a picture chart of the different cuts of meat on the unicorn. It looks a lot like other animals, but I assure you that every bite is a gastrointestinal fairy tale and you’ll be pooping sparkles in no time.